#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his complete disinterest in life

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

ianoshea:

me when I work out

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

darrynek:

darrynek:

i need to stop talking to myself so much

no you don’t

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY